Top 5 Thoughts of the Day
1. To the people at GroundZero who are judging me for watching iCarly instead of studying: a) you wish you were me right now. b) I’m writing a paper on Nickelodeon, I promise. c) this couch is not as comfortable as you’d think
2. My productivity level definitely taps out after three hours.
3. Although you may be curious as to what a drink called “The Dirty White Boy” entails, it’s not as yummy as you think (it tastes kind of like vanilla flavored toothpaste. that’s also what it looks like)
4. Peeing really gets in the way of productivity. Here’s how my study pattern goes: Sit down —> study (meanwhile drinking copious amounts of water/apple juice/dirty white boys) —> have to pee —> pee —> sit down —> troll the internet because i’ve been out of the room for a bit and need to check up on the happenings —> study (still drinking lots of things) —> have to pee —> pee —> sit down —> continue to troll
repeat lots and lots of times
5. Study music of the day: any and all things Jamiroquai
